republican math

just in case Mark Cuban is still more active on twitter i’m putting this important shark tank proposal i made on threads here too

congrats elon you finally made doing drugs uncool

should i start a line of coup cards? #coupcards missing you! (since you'll be away for 18-22 years) get well soon (from the pepper spray your buddy accidentally got in your eyes while attacking a cop) happy anniversary! (it's been 4 years since you tried to hang the VP awwww)

say less

please welcome the newest member of my family, lord waffles, king of the blep 😝 just a little timeline cleanse if you need him today

having a good day because trump is having a bad one

oh no what if trump has to start an onlyfans

my vagina just tucked up and rolled away when i looked at this picture

new slogan: democrats fuck, republicans suck

everyone trying to figure out if facbook and instagram is down or if they got hacked and are finally free of social media

everyone trying to login to facebook this morning:

breaking: due to the overturning of roe it is no longer “happy international womens day” it’s “fucking furious and not going to take this shit anymore international womens day” please greet girls accordingly

just popping back on twitter briefly to ask a question of republicans… is what he has on you really worth sacrificing our entire democracy?

as a poll worker, i find your comment reprehensible. we have rules. and laws. if you are not interested in people following those, you shouldn’t be running to be a part of the government. see yourself out to russia. we won’t miss your type.

not so long ago, my stepdad was so republican i became forbidden from even being able to bring up politics when i came home, period. he just voted for kamala. we’re gonna do this.

we’re voting for kamala

christian nationalists are not actually christian. they do not follow any of jesus’ teachings. they are an authoritarian cult hiding behind religion. hope that helps some of you. it will not help most of you. god help us.

i would feel much safer in a bathroom with sarah mcbride than nancy mace