Yep, western United have moved the ball quicker on the counter. We have not been able to do this. We’re lacking ideas, movement and pace… again! #melbournevictory #aleague #victory #gomvfc

Did a West Ham fan set off a fire alarm at AAMI park just so they could leave early again? #MelbDerby #melbournevictory #melbournevictory #aamipark #Melbourne

Just a reminder that JobKeeper was the idea of Australian unions & we had to drag the Morrison Govt kicking and screaming to implement it
#Nemesis

Do these politicians forget what they’re their to do? This is more about individuals desire for power or choosing sides for their preferred mate. They seem to enjoy this like it’s a game, spending too long on this shit and not running the country. #Nemesis #abc #auspol

Barnaby “he has 3 quadrants to his brain”. What an absolute muppet. #nemesis #abc

The inquiry meant analysing the latest data on duck hunting and making recommendations to the Gov about its future.

Thousands of Victorians wrote submissions on why shooting should be banned, while experts presented insights on state populations.
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The decision to continue duck hunting in Victoria is appalling.

The govt is rejecting:
•Expert advice/evidence
•Findings of a parliamentary enquiry
•Environmental responsibility
•Animal welfare
•66% of Victorians who want the practice stopped.

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So Dutton has got his result. What a gross, irresponsible disgrace he is, the swill of the sewer. Please RT if you agree. abc.net.au/news/2024-01-1…

Maybe Jordan Thompson is used to people sleeping through his sets. What a sook. #ausopen

Dad is at the game today, his first visit to Emirates all season. If you see him, give some love and welcome him back. Arsenal is more than a club, it’s like family to him ❤️

Looked like Ramsdale was having his shirt held, but it’s difficult to tell from Epping.

I want to go to a concert or gig when I don’t have to miss the show queuing for the toilet. So over it at the Sidney Myer music bowl. Fkn ridiculous 😏

Surprise! 4-week Footscray Rd shutdown!

Starting Monday night WGTP will close Footscray Rd to cyclists until the 6th October.

NB: bonus detour when the MP creek is flooded.

We asked, but Dynon Rd over Nth Melb station will not be opened to pedestrians & cyclists till Dec.

It's been revealed what was said in the Lord's lunch hall between the two teams after the Alex Carey stumping of Bairstow.

We suppose you have to talk about something other than not winning the Ashes in England for 22 years.

Richarlison trying to score a goal for Tottenham twitter.com/Fun_Viral_Vids…

“You can’t eat soup all the time…..What are you 9 years old?…. Your teeth will fall out if you don’t use them” random phone convo next to me on the train….

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

Rock 'n' Rollers

Chris Woakes' 2023 Ashes series:

- 3 Tests
- 19 wickets @ 18.15
- 79 runs @ 19.75

He's been named both the Player of the Match and Player of the Series 🧙‍♂️👏

#Ashes2023

What an EPIC Ashes series. I love watching this England Test team play. Thank you for the entertainment 🙌🏻 #Ashes2023