If nothing else, most of genpop had a few solid life lessons burned into our brains as kids, mostly via wooden bathroom decor featuring folksy quotes like 'Be a sweetie & wipe the seatie!'

Related: The Denver Airport bathroom is in fact the waiting room for hell, where…

LFG. 🔥

If you don't have a visceral fear & profusely apologize to Uber drivers any time you dare turn on an overhead backseat light for 5 secs during a ride, you aren't a recovering 80s baby from the south whose parents conspired to train us it would cause a fatal car crash.

Day trip to DFW for Baylor Business board meeting & stumbled upon one of our first apartments from our late 20's in 2013.

Even though Dallas has always had lame downtown vibes, still my fav place we ever went into yolo budget mode & overpaid to live. Had no business signing…

This is one of a million reasons NIL for student-athletes should have been allowed decades ago... also, #SicEm Friggin' Bears. 🐻

Sitting in a Denver Airport Hotdog Bar Drinking Champagne... feels like the perfect name for my next album.

Thank you again to the amazing Katie Couric for being one of the kindest & most talented hosts we could have imagined last week for @GoogleCloud... and for being the best lunch date our team could have ever dreamt possible. 🙏🏻❤️

Here's to an amazing #GoogleCloudNext ! Hope y'all had as much fun as I did - what a week. Can't wait to see you back in Vegas next year, April 9-11, 2025. ✌️ ~ 💚💛💙❤️

Ok, Demis Hassabis, you are an AI genius. So much fun talking with him yesterday with Google Cloud!

#googlepartner #googlecloudnext24

Dev Keynote Day 2 - let's do this!!! #GoogleCloudNext

Hey... #GoogleCloudNext ... don't you dare miss Kings of Leon & Anderson .Paak tomorrow night at Allegiant Stadium. The stage is truly beautiful and doors open at 6:30pm!

Kicking off Leaders Circle at #GoogleCloudNext with the amazing Katie Couric!!

Not the worst to catch the show both in person & and on my Google Pixel Fold. #GoogleCloudNext

8 minutes #GoogleCloudNext

We ready for this!? #GoogleCloudNext

Doors are open and the floor is already full! One hour until #GoogleCloudNext goes live!!! HAPPY SHOW DAY, Y'ALL!

Y'all ready? One (very short) sleep until #GoogleCloudNext !

Are you ready for #GoogleCloudNext - officially 32 hours to curtain!

Josh Carson Baylor University I’ve given 34 years of my life to “your”university, loved my students, and loved Jesus. You clearly have strong opinions, and I always allow my students to share theirs. That’s what education means.