Woke up to an email inviting me to be part of the Women of the Year Luncheon and Awards in England… and yet, here I am—stuck in a completely different reality. Surely His Goodness is running after me🥹🥹

If every woman would behave like this in front of her man after sex, then marriages would be more stable

Wild...

Sex should be exactly three rounds each for five minutes. If she doesn't cum don't be too hard on yourself she'll cum on her way home

Agamyuka omuyizi gega myuka n'akasolo

Accidentally clicked “Reply All” in the office email. Now the whole company knows I asked for a salary increment and called the boss “vampire in a suit” ☠️

A woman will reject you then gets mad when you find someone else.. Satan works in mysterious ways

Jose Chameleon brotherhood congratulates you

How much airtime beerako can you be given at the moment?

Global Oracle 500

Balaam adding "professor" to Gen. Muhoozi 's name in order to reaffirm his willingness to serve under his command 😂

Global Oracle 1000

Why would you cheat on a soldier when you still need life?

Okuva lwena funa Ono sugar mummy sifuna ngayo kintu kiwooma musinga

What is it called?

Revenge and payback 🤣🤣

I support Levixone but also Sizzaman is right

Good night if you can see this

Met a girl on X who claimed she was a Toyota engineer testing self driving cars. We dated for two months then it turns out she was using me as a crash dummy for emotional resilience algorithms