Don’t think I mentioned it on this totally normal website, but I’m making a documentary about The Promise Ring and I would like you to send me any and all footage, photos, flyers, etc. Thank you.

People are insane. There are some all time bangers here but it’s a very weird list.

Join the fucking club.

I am available to speak to the men.

I get it. Being chased by the cops (on foot) is the most exciting thing one (a white kid in suburbs) can do (if you haven’t committed a serious crime).

Journalism at its finest. (I only stand for sports and not the whole time). gq.com/story/why-do-d…

Support this artist. (Always happy to make a video of burning plantation).

Fuck the war pigs.

Ok, can we do LA next. #ZohranMamdani

Paid post I saw of a guy wearing his gals bikini bottoms. Happy birthday America. x.com/connorcandito/…

Yes. The skill of being a fucking bore.

Incredibly normal posting taking place on here.

My only comment on current events is… GO PACKERS.

Translation: "I'm a loser and on multiple text threads with other losers who text loser-ass things".

They did not.

You know what sucks. Slowly watching “creators” who make a thing that I like (art, music, whatever) totally altering their feeds to appease the algorithm with the lowest brow “content” imaginable.

We were told our son has started a hugging trend and that all of the kids are excited to see one another every morning. I hope “school” helps him make meaningful human connections. He can leave the math to AI as far as I’m concerned.