This didn’t count. Absurd.

Sorry I cant talk right now I’m listening to string quartet versions of all the Foo Fighter’s songs.

If you think you’re too cool to dance to Cha Cha Slide you’re not my people

Idk if you know what I mean but I need a song to scratch my itch

Im anxious all the time but i’m funny

.@iamgreenfield confirmed: “#GoPokes!”

Do you get as anxious as I do when your usual bathroom stall at work is taken

i dont love that youre implying he doesnt

I need every song to make me feel as powerful and absolutely feral as Woman by kesha

Anxiety? Depression? Just crank that Soulja Boy Tell Em’

Saying "this is going to ruin the tour" after every minor inconvenience I have from now on

Wish I was listening to Bowling for Soup and stressing over a science test

I just got home from the game and tv didn’t capture the coolness of the runout. Here it is! Enjoy!

no penalty for horns down + Kyle Field? see you in november.

Good Ags will take this on the chin and move forward. We need to hold true to our values and remain respectful. Those who act out need to reevaluate their loyalty to TAMU.

The high that comes with discovering your dress has pockets is unmatched

Texas HC Steve Sarkisian takes the stage at SEC Media Days to… The Aggie War Hymn???