Take a shot every time someone calls short content the “Wild West”

Happy to report that I have heard them referred to as “longs” at two separate Vidcon industry panels

Vidcon was ultimately a good time and a place where I learned things, but I DID just describe the not-so-good panels to a coworker as “that one meme of uhhhh” Coworker: “Steve Buscemi with the skateboard?” Me:“Yes, but also Nick Offerman in the Home Depot”

realizing my brain reads “btw” as “bee tee woo”

Shoutout to the person who just set off a single firework at exactly midnight. Scared the bejeezus out of me, but I appreciate the dedication #missoula

Me, making the schedule at my job: huh this is a little bit of a difficult puzzle! The disembodied voice of Tim "tim rogers" Rogers' ACTION BUTTON REVIEWS Tokimeki Memorial echoing around in my brain: ... a veritable scheduleheck ...

Doubt [X]

There’s a little notification dot on my Twitter app that I don’t know what it is for and I can’t get rid of because when I open the app there are no notifications I am so confused

Scissors: *exist in a video* TikTok: 🚨⚠️☢️🚨⚠️☢️🚨⚠️☢️🚨⚠️☢️!!!!!!!

If I won the lottery tomorrow the first thing I would do is contact Owen Dennis and offer to personally fund the remainder of Infinity Train 🥲

i feel like... you should not have to watch ads on a youtube video... if it's literally your video on your own channel. like. it's the equivalent of watching an ad to get coins in a mobile game, i guess

Not migrating to this platform by any means, but it IS still the best place to let Darren Korb of Supergiant Games know that he has been my no.1 listened-to artist every year since 2016 - and the streak continues

And there is still (limited) time to get your very own abracadab shirt from store.dftba.com/limitedtimetan…!

just had the urge to start a work email with "hello, gamers"

It is important to me that you know my boyfriend and I exclusively refer to hollow as “big chongus” and also I made a Christmas cookie of them. Joseph Bennett Charles Huettner #ScavengersReign