Every time I drive through New Jersey I become this guy

If you’re a millennial/zoomer you have seen every single institution degrade in your lifetime. It’s obvious and still 50% of people will gaslight you on this. We live in hell

Giving the coworker I hate working with a glowing recommendation so she gets her new job and I don't have to work with her anymore I now see how failing upward works

"Hey mom and dad, this is the random grindr hookup for tonight. We're gonna smash and never see each other again. Happy Hanukkah!"

Wordle 1,644 6/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle almost beat my ass today, I had to forsake hard mode

things i learned from my one month of sobriety: my one and only addiction is my phone. i worry about how much i use it. meta is evil and they know what they are doing.

22 yo tv fan: this character is so unlikeable. they are making all the wrong decisions. show sucks three tweets later: my bf Roach (different one) cheated on me. again. his 40 something ass is NOT crashing here anymore

The Chinese solar industry is churning out solar panels faster than anyone can plug them in and they’re so cheap now that many communities around the world that didn’t even have consistent access to electricity before can afford them

Drum circle (?) going crazy in the hospital cafeteria rn

one of the most embarrassing moments of my life was in like 2013 this guy kept commenting on all my girlfriends pictures and i said she’s not gonna fuck you bro just to later find out that’s the guy my girlfriend was cheating on me with lol

It's really cool that every time you fly the rules are different and no matter what they are the TSA guys treat you like a total moron, as though nobody EVER heard of removing a laptop from a bag

What if rent was meat! What if bank was dinner? What if car payment was moon? Think about it.

BEHOLD: the first Cow Tool

I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!

another lesson of my life is that I cannot assume I am alone in anything. not the bad or the good. someone else always knows what that ache is like. someone else always cares just as deeply as you. you are as much a part of humanity as anyone else. not above or below it

The largest labor strike in history is happening today in Minnesota. Yes they are suppressing the information but if enough of us talk about it off and online they can’t hide it. Tell every person you encounter about Minnesota.

marty supreme

I don’t love the message that people who actually look older as they age are bad people

When I'm watching TV and the milkshake is mean to the meatball