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I’ll be sure to tell my wife that twitter user KangusBangus is protecting other men from my fat juicy demon pussy 😩

The 15lbs of happy relationship weight I’ve gained over the last year and a half have apparently been very kind to me cuz lord have mercy

“You can’t ship those characters because—“ babygirl this is the asylum where they raised me

E-thots preparing to fight Bonnie Blue rn

I’ve been too fighty today, I have to cleanse the tl

me after saving this…

Me to my wife after I was put through the mattress having the nastiest most leg shaking, throat ruining, sob inducing sex at 3:30 in the morning: [sniffling] “Do u want a string cheese”

The Clones are basically just broiler chickens for war if u think about it

Never read self insert fanfiction before but that tall pink bitch on kpop demon hunters got me thinkin about how there’s a first time for everything

Reading destiel smut from 14 years ago on Livejournal just to feel (i cold turkeyed Wellbutrin and lamictal at the same time)