Inexplicably, considering it was a New Line release

None of my business to name someone else’s cat

I’m in a nonmonogamous polycule with horror

Hoping to get Eric McClanahan here one day

Happy birthday. Who wants to buy me a white wine?

30min or less please

Great Scott

I hate it here

The Munsters pilot is A+ television writing

Mike is always the kind of sassy I wanna be on social media

Guys what the hell is happening?

What do you do with leftover smoked turkey? Turn it into nuggets of course

Ok

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country” - CS Lewis

“Got it boss”

I’ve been trying for years to add Mari Lwyd into our Christmas traditions but wife always says no. But I gotta watch Love Actually very year?! So unfair en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd

Arthur Christmas is a good movie actually

Find you a man that looks at you the way my dog looks at me

I've had 2 glasses of wine. I need a friend to talk about Bright Eyes with.