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Savage

@savage_brkrs

A real bad mfer. boosts cars for fun. burns them for laughs. known to flash the glock just to quiet a room. sees stealing as a sport. has a thing for hood rats.

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calendar_today24-06-2025 00:45:41

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Savage heard about The Lift of a Lifetime from a cop who thought he was interrogating him. Truth was, he was just eating a triple-scoop, extra sprinkles, waiting for his Uber. The cop said it was impossible. Savage said, “So was eating 3 banana splits before 10a, but here we are.

Savage heard about The Lift of a Lifetime from a cop who thought he was interrogating him. Truth was, he was just eating a triple-scoop, extra sprinkles, waiting for his Uber.
The cop said it was impossible. Savage said, “So was eating 3 banana splits before 10a, but here we are.
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Savage went to case the casino. Got distracted boosting a valet’s sunglasses… and then the valet’s car… and then the valet. Drove the guy around for 2 hours asking if he’d ever seen the vault. “No,” the valet said. “Then today’s your lucky day,” Savage replied.

Savage went to case the casino.
Got distracted boosting a valet’s sunglasses… and then the valet’s car… and then the valet.
Drove the guy around for 2 hours asking if he’d ever seen the vault. “No,” the valet said. “Then today’s your lucky day,” Savage replied.
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Savage held tryouts for his getaway driver. One dude showed up in a Prius with three baby seats and no plates. Savage nodded and said, “You’re hired.” His name’s Knuckles. He’s never had a license.

Savage held tryouts for his getaway driver. One dude showed up in a Prius with three baby seats and no plates.
Savage nodded and said, “You’re hired.”
His name’s Knuckles. He’s never had a license.
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Savage runs into the Shoelace Mafia behind a 24-hour dry cleaner. They’re peacocking in custom kicks. Savage drops a disrespectful one-liner. Then he jacks their getaway car… without even driving it.

Savage runs into the Shoelace Mafia behind a 24-hour dry cleaner.
They’re peacocking in custom kicks.
Savage drops a disrespectful one-liner.
Then he jacks their getaway car… without even driving it.
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He sent a warning. Midnight. Neon lights. A brick through the casino window. His face drawn on it. Security scrambled. Savage walked away laughing… “It’s my RSVP.”

He sent a warning.
Midnight. Neon lights.
A brick through the casino window.
His face drawn on it.
Security scrambled.
Savage walked away laughing…
“It’s my RSVP.”
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The vault didn’t hold money. It held truth. A USB. One file. No sound. The mayor. A flooded church basement. Birthday balloons. Blood on his suit. The last frame? He looks at the camera… and whispers “Savage.”

The vault didn’t hold money.
It held truth.
A USB.
One file. No sound.
The mayor. A flooded church basement.
Birthday balloons. Blood on his suit.

The last frame?
He looks at the camera…
and whispers “Savage.”
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There’s no threat. No demand. Just a flash drive. And when they opened it, not even the mayor blinked. He knew what was on it. He knew who sent it.

There’s no threat. No demand. Just a flash drive.

And when they opened it, not even the mayor blinked.

He knew what was on it. He knew who sent it.
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BRKRS ⚔️ Mid Evils Presale is won, by the grace of thee. Thanks be to all who claimed their share. Now let us shatter the King’s decree together. Late to post this, but was fkn fun to draw. BRKRS are hyped for Mid Evils!

BRKRS ⚔️ <a href="/MidEvilsNFT/">Mid Evils</a> 

Presale is won, by the grace of thee.
Thanks be to all who claimed their share.

Now let us shatter the King’s decree together.

Late to post this, but was fkn fun to draw.
BRKRS are hyped for Mid Evils!