to Catch a Predator but Chris Hansen is hungry af

Found in a Turkish restaurant in the UK

i lowkey dgaf

i have not felt this way in many many years but right now i need to play mario kart

I know people post some variant of this exact tweet every few hours now but it really is crazy how this is what this site is now lol

now you've done it

having 2 pieces of sugarfree gum for dessert

just called the store where the dogs get groomed and had this conversation them: this is [redacted store], bug speaking me: i’m sorry I did you say your name was bug? bug: yes me: well now I forgot why I called

ok Todd Nelson is coaching in the nhl again so you know what that means, it's time to bring back Anton Lander

Baseball fact: You are going to get what you deserve

everyone in the replies is saying kill tomato and I'm getting so mad about it I need to log off