Exact same thing as saying girls shouldn’t be able to be over 5’5 or over 150lbs but if a guy said it then itd be WW3

A sluts favorite line is, "Don't judge me, you don't know what I been through!" Yeah I do... a lot of dick.

Instead of releasing some bullshit like the Apple Watch, why don’t they come out with a charger that lasts more than a fucking month.

when bae leads you on but wont let you hit Jawn Cohen #tb

What happened in Colorado after weed was legalized.

If I don’t constantly talk shit to you, you’re not one of my true bros

“I Am Legend“ Will Smith survived alone for years. But then 24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies... AND she stole his bacon...