I get sad when I follow a car for a long time on the expressway & they exit & I have to continue on alone

Miss World France never gets old

X removing circles gotta be the biggest beef in tic-tac-toe history

Ever feel like you're at your breaking point, then you realize that your toilet had shrunked? But then you SAWWW in the TRAAASH a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet THE EXACT SAME SIZE OF YOURS BUT WITH A JOKE HOLE THAT’S JUST FOR FARTS

What is perfect timing ...

Ha! Speaking of libertarianism, here's famed comedian Penn Jillette: cracked.com/amp/article_40…

The true detective season I would write

rip carl weathers 🙏🏻

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

Jack Black gettin down!

"They fear love because it creates a world they can't control." - George Orwell, in his book "1984".

Does the public understand we are being expertly divided by Divide and Conquer campaigns, and people keep falling for it? If we are fighting each other, we aren’t coming for the wealthy & the people who are responsible for all of the horror.

I love people who are humble and confident, have soft hearts and strong boundaries, are grateful for what they have and want more, can disagree with you but still respect your views and have your back, and are aware of their worth without being entitled or looking down on others.

You may have heard the term “Project 2025” floating around, and you may even have cracked open the 900+ page document yourself, only to see a lot of kind of bland, policy-wonk text. So let me crack through the policy-speak and tell you WTF is in this document.

Dusty Baker fires home while one fan pukes over the railing and a shirtless George Carlin gets the fuck out of Dodge.

ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah

dance like nobody's horrified