The fact that Nancy Pelosi has 2 bowls of chocolate ice cream for breakfast every day is something that will never leave me

Coffee Shop DJ is locked in (playing Jesus Etc slowed down by 10%)

Because of Google AI I almost drove to 2 hrs to DeKalb to renew my driver’s license but then because of my friend I found out I could just do it at the grocery store in 2 minutes! #thankyougoogle

It’s stupid that a team from Florida can be good at hockey. Stay in your lane!

I’d like hockey if the puck bigger, frisbee sized at least, a huge puck

Whenever I hear imagine dragons I behave as if I am being oppressed

Save Your Tears is the final boss of CVS bangers. I think I hear it at least 20 times per day.

Intuitive at face value, the situation described in Owl City’s “Fireflies” becomes weirder the more you think about it

🪂🪂🪂🪂 some new solo material 💥💥💥💥 gucciardi.bandcamp.com/track/better-b…

Basil plants need to man the fuck up

The phrase “the math ain’t mathin” makes me want to add a gun to my head and subtract myself from this planet

Taylor isn’t an English teacher. She is an administrator in Germany in the 1940s.

When JD Vance says “shit” it’s giving kid whose mom gave him permission to say a swear word. Wouldn’t be surprised if he says “What the beep?” around Usha.

Excellent time for there to be an unannounced F-35 flyover over downtown Chicago. Thank you to the NFL and to the Army

Getting into ice cream in a Biden sort of way

the most punitive and vindictive motherfuckers in the world really do be feeling themselves this week

Something very Lynchian about 2025 vibes, concomitance of acts of extreme human brutality with the utterly banal and saccharine: Dismembered Teen Found in TikToker’s Tesla, Furry Assassinates Bigot, Nation Ordered to Mourn Bigot as Genocide Continues, etc

If I pass my French A3s it means ethically and morally that I can smoke cigarettes again

Not for nothing but this fall has been absolutely gorgeous ! 🤩

I have come to the conclusion, after many years, that the Groundhog sees whatever the hell it wants to see! Just lost $19,000 in Groundhog's day prediction market wager : / IT IS WHAT IT IS 🤪