Aadhe idhar jaao, aadhe udhar jaao… Aur baki humare piche aao… 🤡

To everyone living away from home this Diwali, I know what it feels like. When you video call your family and friends, you smile wide, but deep down it hurts knowing you are not there. No light can match the warmth of home, and no celebration feels complete without the people

Deleted scene from Modi ji’s life…

लगेगी आग तो आएंगे घर कई जद में, यहां पे सिर्फ हमारा मकान थोड़ी है

Delhi became the world’s top capital. In pollution. Because according to Bhakt, achievement is achievement.

The country I’m living in has AQI: 28. Delhi’s AQI: 500+. If only bhakts’ IQ grew as fast as AQI, Delhi would finally breathe better.

Dhruv Rathee should now make a video urging people to: - Throw trash on roads - Promote corruption - Make rivers dirty - Vote blindly Maybe then we will finally see reverse psychology working.

Our country our rules said by those who neither built the country nor follow its rules.

Hit like if you think he was the biggest scam in indian history.

What Lokpal was created for: - To check corruption in high offices - To ensure transparency in power - To act without bias or pressure - To restore public trust What it’s doing now: - Rejected 90% of complaints - Probed only 24 of 8,703 - Buying 7 BMWs worth ₹70 lakh each for

Not having sitting manners, being too loud and disturbing others are basic etiquettes many Indians still need to learn. The moment they spend even a penny, they start behaving like they own the place. It is not about money or status, it is about how you carry yourself when no

In India, people no longer burst crackers for joy. They burst them to prove that noise matters more than sense, smoke more than air, and stupidity more than these innocent kids.

Funny how people mocking Gaza forget India ranks 102nd on the Global Hunger Index, below Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Sri Lanka. But somehow, making fun of Gaza is what nationalism looks like now.

Post a picture you took. Just a pic. No description.

India was never a rich country, just a poor nation ruled by rich kings.

From Make in India to Make Reels in India. Modi hai to mumkin hai.