📺 NEW VIDEO Lindsey Graham is not going to want you to retweet this #LyingLindsey

DID YOU KNOW? If you only eat the yellow part of candy corn, you actually get the same nutrients as real corn. #themoreyouknow

Welcome to Twitter, The Sarkist! #WelcomeYourself #ItsAThing

Alright! Two followers in 20 minutes! By the law of averages we'll be at 100 in no time! #TheLawOfAveragesIsOnAverageWrong

BREAKING: Only minutes after murder, liberals use the tragedy to boldly suggest murderer should be caught and arrested.

Two Cars Remain Stopped At A Three-Way Intersection, Continuously Telling Each Other To Go - Satire and Sarcasm satireandsarcasm.weebly.com/1/post/2015/07…

AMAZING: Johnny Depp Cuts His Grass As Jack Sparrow - Satire and Sarcasm satireandsarcasm.weebly.com/1/post/2015/07…

It's been a while since we tweeted. How's everyone doing? #TweetingIsHard #WeArentBirdsAfterAll

Did you know today is Star Wars day 'cause Mark Hamill had a lisp during production of Star Wars? He couldn't say the word force correctly.