open the schools

before significance: chop wood, carry water after significance: chop wood, carry water

The UK should have one team in the World Cup

Interpol Evil The Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2004)

so which region of post-balkanization america will you guys live in. i’m looking forward to the NYC city-state.

Some emails can be responded to on the mobile phone but those that require a sense of seriousness are what I call Computer Emails

just had a waiter sit down at our table while taking our order. incredible power move. have never seen this before

the art and the artist are almost surely separable in higher dimensions

do you think a 4th century chinese alchemist would even be able to process what's actually necessary to achieve what he spent his entire life trying to do

they’re calling it inconceivable levels of being so back

a prescription for zohran helps control persistent cuomiting

thinking about how cool the chicago street grid looks at night. near-perfect order, just like a sheet of graph paper

Alternate universe where Sun Wu Kong goes to the west, but TOO much to the west. (Mesoamerica).

stomp-clap music and 2010s twee indie folk are two completely different phenomena and furthermore those two are themselves completely separate from hipster culture at the time despite both having descended from the mid-2000s indie rock and freak-folk respectively so jot that down

watching this video in high school explains 85% of my britcom/panelshow obsession

my roman empire is the unsuccessful 1980s new york police training program that revolved around giving seals guns

some of you

chicago's hindu community is split along philosophical lines - some identify as o'hare krishnas, while others adhere to midwaita vedanta