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Sassmouther

@sassmouther

I’m a she/her living below the Mason-Dixon.

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calendar_today18-03-2015 21:33:04

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Thinned out one of my jars of jalapeño spaghetti sauce with some chicken stock and heavy cream, added a touch of Parmesan. Et voila! A delicious, spicy tomato bisque

Thinned out one of my jars of jalapeño spaghetti sauce with some chicken stock and heavy cream, added a touch of Parmesan. Et voila! A delicious, spicy tomato bisque
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Honestly, like if I could just get a sugar daddy who paid for my books, lululemon athleisure, and my student loans everything else would be just fine

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I fully had no intention of going to see the Eras Tour movie, but a friend just sent me their tickets and said they can’t go, so I guess I’ll try it? If I hate it, I’ll leave early

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Anyone know any wealthy philanthropists who are looking to donate money to an amazing cause? Hit me up! I have a link to share to fund the #genetherapy for my nephew’s mitochondrial disease! This goes directly to the non-profit, not for my family.

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I think that “secret” family recipes are asinine. Food and flavor and cooking are experiences. Why deprive someone of that? Asking for recipes is a huge compliment. Your recipe will not be replicated exactly the same, so just share it.

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I’ve had my Christmas tree from @target for only 2 Christmases and it’s already burned out—changed fuses, checked lights etc. no luck. I’d rather not buy from them again, I guess. This is my 2nd free from them that burned out. Any suggestions?

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The only reason I struggle to sleep in is because my bathroom schedule is so perfectly timed with my regular morning routine

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My birthday is Jan 1. My dad took me out for a “birthday lunch” today. Never in my almost 34 years of existence has this occurred. It was really nice and easy and honestly sweet.

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I received 4 gifts for Christmas. And they’re great (baking pan/apron, heated blanket, travel jewelry box, and a bracelet). I just don’t understand how people have enough gifts to do a haul? Lol. Like how many people are going into debt over Christmas…