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Laurel

@sassiterian

Just another sinner, saved by grace alone. Unlikely pastor's wife, mother of 4, hairdresser, and all-around boring person.

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Two “pastors” (Joel Webbon and Eric Conn) who both fled submission to church discipline now fancy themselves gatekeepers of “biblical order.” Both are “elders” of independent ecclesiologies, both unaccountable, both demanding silence from regenerate women in the public square;

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I feel like this election cycle has evidently supported Tim Keller's controversial point about how in some places, like NYC, perhaps the most influential way you can vote as a Conservative is to support the most sane Democrat in the primary.

I feel like this election cycle has evidently supported Tim Keller's controversial point about how in some places, like NYC, perhaps the most influential way you can vote as a Conservative is to support the most sane Democrat in the primary.
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How Presbyterian am I? So Presbyterian that I had a dream about Howie Donahoe last night. This is also maybe a sign that my husband has spent too much time in committee work this Fall. 😂

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That's it. I am officially declaring my candidacy and intent to run for president of the United States in 2028, and the bedrock promise of my campaign will be bringing classic, beautiful, understated decor back to the White House.

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Some say the PCA is like a box of chocolates- you never know what kind of church you're going to get. That's sometimes true. For example, you may learn that your pastor moonlighted as a meme lord and spent considerable time harassing women in the PCA from an anon account.

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Our church held a women's tea this morning at one of our members' house. We sang O God Our Help in Ages Past, and I Love to Tell the Story, both acapella, and the incredible acoustics of the home made it sound as if we were being accompanied by the heavenly host. Truly amazing!

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Yes, this is exactly what I would expect from a responsible church: 1) All funds are already budgeted and given out; 2) They give to specific alms giving ministries; 3) Refer them to those ministries.

Yes, this is exactly what I would expect from a responsible church: 1) All funds are already budgeted and given out; 
2) They give to specific alms giving ministries; 
3) Refer them to those ministries.
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It's white girl November over at my parents house, apparently 😂 Be careful, or you may come home with the wrong shoes!

It's white girl November over at my parents house, apparently 😂

Be careful, or you may come home with the wrong shoes!
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Since the issue of 2CV books is trending in the PCA: Here's a children's story Bible that doesn't contain any! Written by a Can Ref gal. Has sections for 2 year olds and 3-4 year olds, so stories are written w/ developmental stages in mind. 40% off! a.co/d/ejfwT1E