pretty rude how quick Christmas ends

my kids gonna catch me at their house parties if I keep missing out on my 20s like this

storming at police while holding a blue lives matter flag sure is something

Never underestimate God’s hand in all your plans

THREAD: I lived in Wisconsin my entire life (til college). I’ve gone to school when the windchill is -30. Mom didn’t make me bring a winter jacket until the temperature hit single digits. But now I live in Fort Worth, TX.

i used to change my homies answers when the teacher told us to grade each other’s papers don’t ever question my loyalty 😂😂😂

due to personal reasons I’ve decided to overdress everywhere I go after lockdown

Can’t wait for the videos of people yelling at minimum wage workers because wearing a mask for 10 minutes is such an inconvenience

I’ve never seen a tweet that defines Tyler Sprayberry more

I’m not wasting any time this summer, I want it all. hikes, walks, drives, lake days, camping, IM OUTSIDEEE.

Please watch till the end so we can die laughing together 😭

recipe: use two cloves of garlic me: those are rookie numbers

It’s Sunday evening, freezing outside, and I’m yet again two whiskeys deep… A few hot takes and semi-coherent thoughts: