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Klopp’s “slow start” btw Year 1: 2 finals with no funds Year 2: Finished top 4 Year 3: UCL final Yeah 4: Won the UCL and finished the league on 97 points Year 5: PL, Super Cup & CWC trophies He never sat 15th and never got bodied by Grimsby. Stop rewriting history.

Trent, you won't be able to hide the Rio footage this time

Any red clapping Trent when/if he returns to Anfield in a Real Madrid kit needs a fucking slap. Give that rat fucking HELL

I mightve lost my spark but I didnt lose my freak

rainy day

4 days till september, are you ready?

No

Still no

Geordie Josh Liverpool FC You aren't getting 150 million, homeslice. We'll give you 120 million and an extra tenner so you can get that mullet sorted.

Good morning m Dem ✨ pominparadise

Happy 1️⃣7️⃣th birthday, Rio 🥳

Trent has been LEFT OUT of England’s national team selection. [Matt Law]

If I speak, I am in big trouble.

They make out Liverpool never got 90+ points and still not won the league

Had a difficult morning finding out i had disappointed my dead uncle, thanks to everyone in the group chat for coming to back me up, real ones #RIP #UpTheToffees

Rio Ngumoha Pretending to be a 17 year old... this is nearly as sad as having a picture of Wataru Endo in a tracksuit. Grow up, pal.

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"My opinion this year is Arsenal number one" Mo Salah tells us why he believes Arsenal are favourites for the title this season 🏆