soon as this episode ends i’m touching grass and reading a book, the brain rot and parasocial behaviours exhibited by me this season can never be repeated #LoveIslandUK

You see Harrison and Lauren’s faces drop when Toni admitted Cach said I love you and she told him she loved him too #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

I’m gonna miss my fiat 500 oh polly crushed velvet era, it’s been a blast #loveisland

TONI AND CACH OUR MF WINNERS. WAR IS OVER BRITISH PUBLIC WE DID IT. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

Harrison sitting front row for Toni’s win it’s so satisfying #LoveIsland #loveislanduk

Nearly drawing to the Premier League Champions with 10 men after going 2 goals down. Not done alone. Done with togetherness. Bitter one to take losing tonight, but what an effort from the lads. #nufc

Grabbing the ball after making the comeback to 2-2 with 10 men, Tonali begging to stay on even though he couldn’t move his arm, Bruno willing to run through a brick wall and Dan Burn absolutely colossal. We may have lost, but it was a performance for the ages last night. #NUFC

Unpopular opinion but #whitelotus season 3 was my favourite one. Serious bit of kit

Alan Carr when he gets accused of being a traitor #TheTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors

Defrosting my X account to give my annual unsolicited #thetraitors commentary

Me scrolling my phone through the challenges cos I only care about the gossip portion #thetraitors

Still boiling over this grave breach of justice tbh #thetraitors

I love Wilf me I wish he won his season #thetraitors

playing badminton badly 🤝🏼 being the people’s princess #CelebrityTraitors

People my age are starting families, getting married, having kids and I’m just like this in my room

Why is Joe the most unexpected comedian ever I just love it 😅 #TheTraitors

I still prefer the standard one to the celeb special, it’s great that it goes to charity but I’m so invested when I know their back story and want them to win the money 🫢 #TheTraitors

The thing that confuses me with this franchise is the actual infidelities rarely get attention, instead who spread the info becomes the story line 😂 Like did Todd or Seth cheat? Probably and I want to hear about it #RHOSLC

I don’t buy for one minute Bronwyn wants to be open. She doesn’t want to leave her rich husband. I see her as very fake and no one else does it irks me 👺 #rhoslc

I’m a stickler for joining Reddit groups for my current interests and I’m shocked to see that r/PhoenixNights only has 323 members 🥲 Criminal