The amount of effort it takes to write code that is simple and intuitive should be illegal

Under normal circumstances I would never retweet this walking douchecanoe’s spew of bullshit but I will make an exception for special occasions such as making sure as many people as possible get the chance to see him cry 😊😊

Best trip of my life and thank god for the friends who stood over me at my laptop shouting until I clicked the registration confirmation 😂 I’m gonna be an author just you wait and see 💅

This was the best trip of my life, San Fedele is truly magical. If you’re thinking about doing this, TAKE THE JUMP!

Defying the underrepresentation of women in SRE by making my tech talk slides pink themed 😤 💪

In case it’s not crystal clear already, the “de facto authorities” is Hamas. Hamas is stealing humanitarian aid from Gazan civilians.

THE ICKY TRICKY SECRET Ruby keeps for Mr. Suss just won’t behave. It likes to wet her bed and sit on her tummy till it aches, and it JUST. KEEPS. GROWING… Could it be that grownup secrets are too big for kids to keep? #PBPitch

Celebrating my newest #kidlit #manuscript’s first #amquerying rejection with a bit of blackout poetry

#amquerying #kidlit #blackoutpoetry

Mr. Suss says he needs Ruby’s help, but keeping ICKY TRICKY SECRET for him isn’t easy. Icky likes to give her nightmares and wet her bed, and worst of all, he JUST KEEPS GROWING …Could it be that grownups’ secrets are just too big for kids to keep? #PBPitch

Coauthors for picture books - unattractive to agents? Or is there still a realistic chance of representation? #askagent #amquerying #kidlit

The National Urban Rat Summit starts TOMORROW and none of my inquiries for a ticket have gotten a response :( Mayor Eric Adams can you help an author out? I need to do research for my rodent-centered NYC novel!

Do you work in #publishing? Are you shattered by the closure of Absolute Bagels ? HAVE I GOT A MANUSCRIPT FOR YOU. #jwitter please do your thing #kidlit #absolutebagels #nyc #amquerying