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It’s the time of year that people assume I’m in costume just because I have f*cking taste

I love gay

I was showing a friend’s mom a vase I made and as soon as I touched it a piece of it fell off and rolled into my cats litter box

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Me on my way to Characters Welcome at @UnionHallny tonight

A rare encounter with a giant phantom jellyfish 990m (3,200 ft) beneath the surface in Monterey Bay.

the original filter was those email birthday cards where they put your face on a dancing cartoon

Honestly, Planned Parenthood needs to set her up with a branding deal.

how uncut guys get home

This guy is struggling with his sexuality for sure

John C Riley wrote this

If you read the introduction of the book instead of just skipping to chapter one honestly werk

Buzz lightyear landing on the moon was fake

I smoke every day but I cough like I’ve never had a weed

The other night I was in bed and was thirsty but was so fucking lazy that I hung off my bed and sipped from my cats water fountain please cancel me

Pashminas had such a choke hold on me in 8th grade. Highlight of the Broadway Trip.

I love a trinket

Watch our genius new sketch with Sarah Smallwood Parsons!
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