how I discipline my dog

I just wholly dissolved into giggles during a meeting — camera on, mic on, so please direct any inquiries to my team as I will now be walking into the sea.

It's month 24 of this pandemic. I've watched every movie. I've watched a lifetime of TV. I've watched tutorials for things I'm not even interested in. But I'm still not watching your 9-part Instagram story where you're just talking to the camera.

“You don’t need to explain the rules to me, Sarah, I’m capable of figuring it out for myself.”

normalize using a product for at least three months before posting an online review

bff origin story

it’s time for hockey

If you think the news about Ukraine is overwhelming, that is understandable. But I encourage you to listen to this by @caroloffcbc: “Just bear witness to the struggle of others. That’s as much as the world can ask of you.”

sure didn’t consider day-to-day life with a broken wrist when I bought all these button fly jeans, now did I?

“Sorry I missed your call, I was feeding my crow.” — my totally normal mother, who is managing year two of pandemic life in a totally normal manner.

Prepping to head in to the office for the first time since March 2020 and I can’t believe I used to make myself this little daily care package to ensure my own survival out in the corporate wilderness.

you’re telling me a bag o sand packed this bag o sand?

I did not spend all summer perfecting my at-home iced coffee for it to just become fall.

My kingdom for an unscented Lyft.

"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.