Reached for my phone cord on the floor by my bed and this furry razor blade yielding asshole wand popped out of the abyss and sliced the fuck out of my fingers. Squid: 7 months old now

For the fair price of only $4500 there’s a working ghost trap on Etsy! 🥸 etsy.com/listing/127961…

I eat the shrimp tails, or the “Fritos of the Sea” as I call them, is this not ok?

Today, I am as far away from the day I was born as I was the end of WWII the day I was born.

This 7 month old small cat is like a spider made of Velcro on meth.

I now am 6 days in of cutting and buffing the Celica.. and I’m not even going full glassed out on it. Fuck I forgot how much work this was.

If I could time travel back to the 90’s I’d bring back a case or two of the good good.

If only Stellantis brought back a 2 door body on frame Ram Charger w/ the 6.4 in it, and a removable top..

Why did it take me 25 years to notice how wicked thick Sully lays into his Boston accent in the opening lyrics to Awake “faahkin” open.spotify.com/track/6xXlursl…

Why the fuck doesn’t Tesla make a model 1 hot hatch? Sub $40k, AWD, 3 or 5 door option and the size of a GTI (ideally smaller). I feel like that’s a huge missed opportunity.

Kenya 1985: 240RS WRC Safari

Can’t believe it’s been almost 2 1/2 years since I came up with the wild idea of stuffing the 2UZ from my dad’s crashed Tundra into this thing. I’ve lost track of how many hours I have into it now..

Magikoopa can fuck right off.

With how advanced humanoid robots are getting it’s about time someone makes a real, full functioning T-800. youtu.be/dGed5vB-ezs?si…

Gem of a band a lot of people have forgotten about. open.spotify.com/track/5Z5k7MQo…

Insane #tornado intercept spins the Dominator after Will Clay shoots a sensor by air cannon into the violent vortex. This will give us ground up data inside the tornado LocalMan Weather

Why does Grok suck at creating artwork now? Literally terrible no matter how much information you feed it.

A cicada looks like a grape with wings but faster.

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So the 2026 Ford Motor Company F-150 Lobo package I’m guessing won’t go on sale in Mexico because A Ford Lobo Lobo is uh.. not the most clever name choice lol.