What other school would dare to teach such real world skills as memorizing 100 facts about the ark of the covenant? #ExposeChristianSchools

My senior year our Christian worldview teacher cut a hot dog in half and taped it above our classroom door. We were all encouraged to walk through the door to pledge to not have sex before we were married. I still admire the one student who refused. #ExposeChristianSchools

Our Christian worldview class focused on the oppression of one group of people: the white Anglo-Saxon male. #ExposeChristianSchools

The only time I was ever punished in high school was because the skirt wore once a week at chapel. Once it was 2.5 inches above my knee and another time I tossed it in the air to celebrate the last time I had to wear it (while wearing shorts underneath). #ExposeChristianSchools

I took the only AP class offered at my high school. I was given no instruction on the exam except where to show up. I passed and took 3 credits to college. My friends in public high schools showed up with 30. #ExposeChristianSchools

None of my senior year of HS teachers had college degrees in the subject they taught me or a degree in education. They also made about half the money a public school teacher made. #ExposeChristianSchools

My christian ethics teacher passed around a bowl of peppermints and left one unwrapped. When none of use chose the unwrapped peppermint she told us if we had sex before marriage we were like the unwrapped peppermint. No one would want us. #ExposeChristianSchools

My parents paid $5000 a year for me to be taught by less qualified individuals, have less opportunity in coursework and AP classes, and be indoctrinated in racist, classist, patriarchal and homophobic ideology. #ExposeChristianSchools

I have both undergrad and graduate degrees from major public universities but am still embarrassed by how little I know about science, literature, history and philosophy thanks to a gaps in learning I have from my Christian education. #ExposeChristianSchools

Glenn Pratt @robbypierce7 On my To Do list x.com/ebruenig/statu…

Listening to the Bible being read out loud at the DMV. Can you guess if I'm still in TX?

Kinda want to ask this 80 year old lady why she moved one chair over from me after sitting by me for 10 minutes. Too confrontational? #dmv

Is this you Glenn Pratt? x.com/travelportland…

It's not as bad as Paris I suppose @robbypierce7 but still pretty suspect. x.com/mike_pence/sta…

How old am I? I still have their Wheaties Box in my childhood bedroom. 😐 x.com/TeamUSA/status…

Olympic champions.

A lot of the reasons I don't even bother watching #nbcolympics primetime coverage. x.com/NewYorker/stat…

Glenn Pratt I thought we left tornado alley behind. x.com/ABC/status/787…

Receptionist at pediatrician’s office: Child’s birth date and year? Me, mother of 3: Wow ok I didn’t know there was going to be maths *nervous laughter* let’s see he’s four, it was late April or May, rainy I think, he’s a classic Gemini if that helps, this isn’t in his file?

Me: I love Daddy. Coraline age 3: I want you to love me. Me: I love you, Violet, and daddy. I love all of my family. Coraline: I don't care about that.