This is dead nice, would slap in a rice pudding omg

Oh dear. 10+ short white coarse hairs at the top of my head

If I had one super power it would be to snap my fingers and be in bed, in my cosiest jammies, face clean, teeth brushed, pre-sleep medication taken, at any moment

Kelly Watch The Stars sounds so serene and then THAT STINKY SYNTH

Will never understand people who DM my personal accounts for work stuff. You have my work email. You have my work number. I have work accounts. My free time is my free time.

Who needs Tik Tok when you have Tic Tacs?! Thanks Tim Heidecker™ Official #NOMOREBULLSHIT !!!

I call people ‘Bud’ so often that my phone auto corrects Bus to Bud and my Duolingo is giving me lessons about public transport, every time it autocorrects and I don’t get 100% on lessons 😢

Who put crack in these I’m obsessed?!

Ban work group chats

Would pay PREMIUM rates for a bag of ONLY the crispy bits of veg pakora

I’ve never had a dating profile, but if I did my cons would probably include: I sound like Žižek when my hay fever is bad

Bizarre that people I barely knew in high school watch every single one of my insta stories. Am I an influencer?

hamster heating up heroin in spoon over lighter

goodnight ♡

Imagine this is rescheduled to St Mirren tomorrow Paisley would be nuts!

How dinosaurs really went extinct, according to flat earthers:

I’m curious. Personally, I’m feeling pretty rubbish, burnt out, unmotivated, and struggling to stay in touch with friends. Do most people feel like this right now? I get that vibe. Like, the current climate post covid and work environments has us feeling kinda shitty?

Scot Rail should be credited as one of our greatest modern philosophers. “See It, Say It, Sorted”. Honestly so true babes. If we all would just talk face to face about our issues there would be so much peace in the world.

I’m sorry to hear this folks. Please take care, make time for yourself, and do what makes you happy. Times are hard and shit is expensive and most of us can’t afford to make these exceptions. All I can do is offer you my understanding and care. My love to you! 💕