Sometimes when I answer calls at work I completely surprise myself with how much more confidence I have in answering professional questions.. I'm so glad the imposter syndrome feeling doesn't happen as often anymore

The most disturbing thing about the shooting is that donald trump rapes 12 year-old kids.🤷‍♂️

I just had to drive 6 more hours and would have been able to see Chappell Roan yesterday 😮‍💨

Ughhh @ being human and having limitations 🙄

No lie, I really think I can racewalk competitively Put me in Olympic coach

In the mood for a Pride and Prejudice + Little Women double feature night

It was a hot night in August, HUMID.

Oops, accidentally watched TLOTR trilogy and now on to an unexpected marathon journey of the hobbit

Did you know the 1960s Cleopatra movie is 3h 53m? Because I did not when I started this adventure

I shouldn't be allowed to think to myself because then I just make myself angry about things I can't control 🙃

Extreme heat warning and I'm out here in a black cotton jumpsuit and yellow sweater (Arthur style)

The last two times I have drank, I've tried to buy Mario kart, but stopped myself.. I think the time has come to buy Mario kart

Just gotta say, bridal expos are really socially draining

My coworker: wow you hair looks really nice and shiny today Me: TY, I showered today 😬

Not the cats and dogs

I hate when people on social media say "pause to read" like bitch, that's what you're here for???

Immediately, nope.

My favorite private and lonely bathroom at work has been burned out >:( everyone and their moms are here

Return my package, or suffer my curse