Sarah Franzen (@sarahfranzen9) 's Twitter Profile
Sarah Franzen

@sarahfranzen9

Data nerd. Fatter IRL. Pizza aficionado. Accept the correlation but low cholesterol levels weaken a causation argument. I'm gonna just go with that.

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My sweet family threw me an early birthday dinner celebration! Pizza on the grill and my favorite pie - coconut cream - homemade by my beautiful girl. My heart is full. #pizza #coconutcreampie #photooftheday instagram.com/p/CqUHOxvOe-e/…

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“Their band sounds like a bunch of dying geese.” “Why do they sound like a giant clarinet?” -Music geeks trash talking the opponent’s pep band

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Con to living in the eastern time zone - YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 9:30 TO WATCH A HOCKEY GAME. That’s just ridiculous right there.

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This game has been everything I’d hoped and more so far. I hope they can shut it down. Also, I’ll not be going to bed when I said I would. #GoWild

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Summarizing commentary on Dumba’s knockout hit on Pavelski: “It’s too bad to see someone get hurt but it’s playoff hockey. It’s just part of the game.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ #hockeyisjustdifferent

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I have a hair stylist and nail gal I never want to live without. I have an ethical and whip-smart attorney I trust. We have a realtor (and we’re not buying or selling). We have a reliable and fair car mechanic. I feel like I should be way more put together than I am.