If they don’t wrap up this race soon, all finals should be canceled. America is distracted! It’s me. I’m America.

yall mind if i teach myself an entire semesters worth of information in three weeks and then forget all of it when my exams are over

gonna tell my kids this was joe biden and kamala harris

LOL at new lectures still being posted at this point in the semester. Just LOL.

My vulnerable 94 year old neighbour was robbed last night. Robbers took his wallet, pension money, car and house keys and trashed his home just before Christmas. If anyone would kindly donate and retweet this to help get him back on his feet, it would be greatly appreciated

as opposed to professional investors, who are famously propelled by a mix of generosity and love for all mankind

Chewing a gum. And I just blew a bubble. With my mask on. Imagine my disappointment.

I can make hour long drives with absolutely nothing on the radio. My brain is so loud.

A steakhouse that doesn't even sell "well done" steaks lol I love it

H0W TO EAT A BURGER Step 1: Open bun and remove tomatoe slice

This is the best thing you’ll watch for a while

Obesity is a pandemic all on its own. We got people refusing to go on a scale for a DOCTOR who’s job is to literally look after your health lol

the only thing tht sucks about trader joes is tht i always have to go to a real grocery store afterwards

Between Christmas and rent… y’all said mix the baking soda & then what?

I love being at my parents' house and getting asked "is this your glass? Can I put this in the dishwasher?" .001 seconds after putting a glass down

#timeforWyeth LSU Baseball