Not sure even he knows

This guy 👇. Best Prime Minister we've ever had........

Check in on your wavy haired friends in this weather. We are not ok! Struggling to get through doors and currently picking up Absolute Radio 90s .....😂

Groot

My statement on the Health Secretary’s annoucement today on #maternity👇The Times and The Sunday Times BBC News (UK) BirthTrauma

The government

Not going to lie - I don't think I will be happy until they've landed!! But it is a fantastic opportunity for them 🥰

Come on Emma Raducanu

When you decide to water the garden early and the second you come in the heavens open 🙈

My garden is starting to resemble Little Whinging immediately prior to a dementor attack. It's got to the point where we are all going around saying "don't put away your wand Harry..." #weneedsomerain J.K. Rowling

I'll probably be at work!

Yes....I'll look forward to the new threat of flooding because you are building on all the land. Here's an idea - give mortgages to families who can only "afford" to rent. Get rid of landlords and free up houses!

Why is it that when you agree to something it always seems a good idea.....🤦🏼‍♀️

So the astronauts are in the shuttle and they don't launch for another 2 hours! That's worse than trying to fly out of a UK airport! #asknasa

Happy Yorkshire Day to my favourite place 🤍🌹 #YorkshireDay2025

Day drinking is the work of the Devil!

When you find your Covid notebook! 😫

Who knew Rugby was so much fun? Brutal...... but fun! #RugbyWorldCup #WomensWorldChampionship2025

This is a very sobering read 😥