Herzog’s statement has the same logic as “settlers aren’t civilians.” Given that this is coming from a president not a student group, the chorus of condemnations should be louder than that drawn by the Hamas apologists. Somehow, I don’t think it will be

thinking about the humanity and moral clarity of these relatives of murdered and kidnapped israelis, as leaders turn their pain into a pretext for atrocities

juicy year! ok see you later

this good-looking union started bargaining on our economic proposals today! we’re ready for a fair first contract in 2024.

just wanted to show all the porn bots my first TV writing credit! I had a great time writing some jokes for the new season of Trying on Apple TV+, a very funny gem of a show. watch it you'll like it!!

we love our jobs, but we’re not doing them today.

“We care deeply about our work at Crooked and the larger progressive mission. It is because of those values that we are steadfast in demanding our fair share with a contract that reflects an equitable workplace." - @Crooked_Union #1u

fair contract is brat

let’s make it happen

the workers have become ungovernable

huge news — WE HAVE A DEAL!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 more details to come after our members have ratified the agreement, but we’re incredibly excited! thank you all so much for your support.

review of unionizing and securing a first contract: exhausted, inspired, in awe of my coworkers, laughed a lot, only cried a little bit. 10/10

No, JD Vance does not have six nipples. I LOL'd so hard editing this. Great to reconnect with Sarah Lazarus. offmessage.net/p/jd-vance-doe…

disappointed on Jon Lovett’s behalf but watching your boss crawl through the mud, fall out of a boat, and be the first person voted off survivor is something everyone should get to experience at least once

the world must see my perfect kitten Harpo

kamala won’t go on rogan so unfortunately it is all up to me

please text or call one person you know in a swing state and make sure they vote

it's early in the night but we are ready to project that sarah lazarus should've eaten something before she started drinking

too devastated to enforce the “no cats on the table” rule. so the cat is having a good day at least

I will never complain about the los angeles helicopters again. thank you los angeles helicopters. you girls make as much noise as you want