Didn’t take long for the McT haters to rear their heads again. Facts are facts; you can have a team full of world class players but without players willing to run through walls for you, you’ll struggle. The lad epitomises that attitude. Future captain ❤️

katie People on Twitter who don’t rate McT are moronic. I can’t get past it and I’m not even sorry.

Tobias McT loyal 🎉

A massive test for both the club and Ten Hag. I am honestly fearing the worst.

Eating my own body weight in takeaway because I hate wedding planning. Any tips on talking him into an elopement would be greatly appreciated. I don’t give a fuck about chair decor or flowers or hymns. I want a cracking day with my closest and to come out of it married.

For hopefully the last time, I’m not marrying RR It’s been almost a year.

Follower list disinfected, time to kick on to the new season ⚽️

Early dart klaxon! Happy Friday to everyone except obsessive oddballs; it’s Twitter ffs, log off, touch grass, get a good wash and get on with your life 😘

Matchday reds 🍻

The Garnashow 🎉 Pints in town til approximately 6pm if anyone wants a shoeing 👠

I’d forgotten how truly awful town can be after a game. Bargain bin, beaked up barbies chasing the next tracksuit and men old enough to be their dad buying them aperol spritz🤮Back to civilised Chester we go. Apologies to anyone missing out on a shoeing due to this early dart 😘

10k done, housework done, save the dates done, Sunday roast done, now a couple of gins and a cheeseboard with the fiancé and the Saudi Sela Shield or whatever it’s called nowadays. Carlsberg don’t do Sundays, but if they did…

If you could all keep your (literal) bollocks off the timeline, I’d appreciate it. I’ve just had my tea.

Smashed and grabbed three points and heading back to leafy Chester ASAP, because it appears to be “bring your skank to the match” day at OT. At least the Victoria’s Secret spray fumes dulled the first half pain.

“ it was only Brentford, so over the top celebrations” Look knobhead, if you can’t enjoy moments like that & be made up for the likes of Mctominay coming on and doing that, football and this club particularly ain’t for you 🚮

Harry Maguire had a decent game btw. We’re all fast enough to throw disparaging remarks out when he has earned them, but he did very well yesterday for me.

Feel like everyone is forgetting him meeting Nelson Mandela during his cornrows era

Every single person who gets involved in this combined teams bollocks should have their hard drive checked. Good morning.

I don’t particularly want to see Matt LeTissier. I absolutely don’t want to see his daughter in law inexplicably bouncing in her seat. I don’t understand why she’s doing so, and I don’t want to find out. Stop it.