Brad needs protected study time. #TheArchers

Ruth is an absolute cow #TheArchers

Azzera will be complaining about the church bells next #TheArchers

A rutting stinking goat and Mick’s van should sell Kirsty’s house in no time. #TheArchers

Anyone watching #fungi on BBC4 narrated by Bjork?

I’d love to hear from Capt Tom’s other daughter. There’s a story there.

Leonard won the Tour de France. With a puncture. And while giving a backy to an Italian who crashed his bike. #TheArchers

I can’t decide if Joy is huge or Leonard is tiny. #TheArchers

Leonard will fix it. #TheArchers

Very meta. Tuned in early #TheArchers

Bet Justin’s seen a few beaver videos in his time #TheArchers

Currently thinking of ways to dispatch Justin. #TheArchers

As Nadine Dorries is constantly booked on TV to flog her pile of shite book, may I offer an alternative. All profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support and you don’t support Nadine Dorries, because if encouraged she may write again. 😱

The message the BBC have given us is how how great it is to get scammed & make new friends. #TheArchers

I think there should be a trophy for the outstanding pro of the series. Dianne would walk it. StrictlyComeDancing

No one running a water board should be allowed to work for Ofwat and vice versa. No bonuses until infrastructure investment. #r4today

I bet Joe has no control over a class. #thetraitors

So does Leanne dress completely differently when she isn’t pretending to be a nail technician? #TheTraitors

Let’s hope they all make a generous donation to Alexander’s charity out of the winnings that none of them deserves. #TheTraitors

Boo!!! #TheTraitors