Ugh my MP just defected from Conservatives to Labour and while I should be happy about that, she’s awful and I don’t think I can vote for her 😭😭

Another day another obscene amount of money spent fixing a car 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hmm are we FINALLY ready? Sparkle, glam, custom shoes, T-shirts and jackets for our girlies!!! #MadridTSTheErasTour here we come🤩🤩🤩Taylor Nation

Maybe, instead of National Service for 18 year olds they should introduce national service for MPs. They all have to do several weeks volunteering in a school, GP, hospital, care home, social care and police within their first 12 months in office.

Moaning Maggie BBC News (UK) There's only 30000 place per year in the Armed forces available to start with!

“Forces trying to divide society”, what like an exemption from national service if you can afford university??

We are on our way with the #birthdaygirl to #MadridTSTheErasTour!!! Section 607 are you ready for it tonight? Taylor Nation #TSTheErasTour #taylorswift #swifties

WE ARE HERE!!! #birthdaygirl Taylor Nation #taylorswift #MadridTSTheErasTour

Hola Taylor Swift Taylor Nation 😍😍😍 Taylor is the best birthday present!#MadridTSTheErasTour

It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here. (And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)

This is an incredible piece of work by Jonathan Pie. From the research, to the sequencing, to the performance. You want to know why so many people are turning away from vapid MSM and looking to political comedy & alternative news? Look no further. 👇

.Carol Vorderman YOU ARE BLOODY MAGNIFICENT. EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THIS 🔥🔥🔥

NEARLY THREE QUARTERS OF A BILLION POUNDS to send 4 volunteers to Rwanda, one of whom disappeared. And TEN BILLION more was planned. This isn't bad policy, it's gross misconduct in public office. We have yet to know the full truth of the Tory government's venal incompetence.

HOLY MOLY. Kamala Harris just DESTROYED Donald Trump!! This is FIRE. 🔥

Question for Tim Marshall: did you intend your books to be read in order (chapter 1, 2, 3 etc.), or for sociopaths like my husband Jamie to jump around the chapters with no order or direction in life? Please help me settle this debate 😂

This is what the oldest presidential candidate in history looks like while In the throes of episodic dementia.

Farage calls for Parliament to be recalled. That is the Parliament he couldn’t be bothered to turn up to when ministers were taking questions on Southport but preferred to do a video saying he was worried questions weren’t being answered, throwing in a conspiracy theory or two en

Alex Armstrong Also, your tweet is potentially in contempt of court. As an alleged “media commentator” you should know this. Attorney General's Office

Taylor Swift asked me to join her on stage at Wembley last night but I couldn't make it; glad Ed Sheeran was able to fill in at short notice.

Can’t believe my Uber Eats driver took off with my breakfast order for himself and Uber Eats won’t give me a refund 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️