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relevant to my life rn

Captain is in the best shape of his life. 13/10 would snuggle on the field.

#rallyshark

🗣 YOUR 2019 WASHINGTON NATIONALS ARE #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! FINAL // #Nats 6, Astros 2

wheeeeee!!! #WorldSeries CHAMPS!

.Chick-fil-A, Inc. i live in arlington fyi

if this isn’t Mark Goodwin. or in reverse when he responds “Call me”

if u need me i’ll be constantly tracking the delivery status of my million xmas presents that are on the way while simultaneously trying to remember everything i ordered

still applies

omg tysm ... i dont have a speech prepared so im just winging this ... i just wanna say thank u to my parents for makinggg me rly rly cute and i wouldnt be here without the luv and support of my Washington Capitals ! it was gr8 meeting u dogfather hope we cross paths againnn

you mean you and your roommate DON’T have a 50+ mug collection? weird...

Google | Hey Google, are you trying to make us cry? During the Super Bowl? Well, you did.

Find someone who fights for you like Barb fights for Hannah Ann 💗😍🥰

if ur single during the coronavirus pandemic its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would be quarantined with the person u want

well... yeah

this week’s quarantine excitement: obsessively checking my nespresso order tracking as i’m down to the three pods

Don't understand why californians think they deserve to use the generic "Bay Area" when the largest estuary in the United States is the Chesapeake :/ I'm gonna start saying bay area and mean delmarva idgaf

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