Good morning everybody BUT ESPECIALLY NEW GOLD MEDALIST SUNI LEE OF SAINT PAUL MINNESOTA

baby (sword for scale)

Tonight I helplessly held the hand of and stroked the hair of a beautiful 14 year old girl as she exited this world. She was looking forward to starting high school and eventually becoming a veterinarian. It was so senseless! I truly believe she could have been saved if her

Yep. And Stardew Fatty (Zach).

I’m no flat earth theorist but I think this is the first time I’ve really understood that we live on a big rock. Amazing.

Spot on *shudder*

the spread of COVID-19 visualized

I have never seen anything like this in my 31 years in criminal court. This is a person accused of murdering two people leaning over the judge’s shoulder, with no security in sight. What judges do and say in court matters to juries.

This is why we should have free tests mailed to people’s homes along with KN95 masks. For free. Yes, for free. For public health.

Favorite quote. #RIP #BettyWhite

Why, did something happen to Serena Williams?

We're heading to open bank accounts for the kids, and my youngest (11) said he's never been to a bank. Then asked if he could go into our vault. 😂 now I wonder if he's picturing Gringotts.

Glad to have a 17yo that talks us into these things. Amazing show.

We stand in solidarity with our cast. #YouAreAllWelcomeHere

What if all the laid-off Twitter employees band together and build a new high-quality social network? I'll happily give them $8 a month to get this started

This morning The Atlantic published a short excerpt from my book LIFE ON DELAY. It's about, among other things, a lifetime of fighting my own name: theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

Wait so Tim Walz took on another JOB (coaching middle school track and basketball) to pay off a kid’s lunch debt…and then became Governor and made school lunches free. Absolute boss.

I appreciate folks taking up for Tim Walz's son, but be careful. It's not OK that he cried because "sure he's a guy but he's also neuro-atypical." It's OK that he cried bc it's OK for guys to cry, period. Normal people do it. Healthy people do it. Men who don't are the problem

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change — all so the fossil fuel industry can