Hello, my fellow citizens! If you haven’t already, remember to VOTE VOTE VOTE LIKE A BABY GOAT 🗳️

Uhhhh is this Melania in the room with us right now?

Expressions I just explained to my daughter: • Six of one, half a dozen of another • An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure • Hunger is the best pickle She lost interest about halfway through but I bravely persevered

I will never understand how my beloved state consistently elects great governors and simultaneously goes red in the presidential race.

Fyi, all, I am gonna be spending more time over at Bluesky from now on. If you do the same and decide to follow me, please leave me a comment so I know you're there and can follow you back! bsky.app/profile/sarabw…

I don’t have it in me for four years of US senators posting every time Trump breaks the law. Get your peers together and fucking do something about it and let us know your progress.

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Just saw the new Superman and it was awesome! Never have I seen a dog’s behavior so accurately depicted on film 😂

A birdfeeder camera but for a bug zapper so I can see all the mosquitoes that torment us and the kids get fried to death. Is this anything

See also: peek and peak.

These are the best kinds of games to play with your kids, because no one has any experience or advantage and everyone inevitably gets excited when anyone else succeeds

Yesterday I thought “wonder if I could make my own kraken necklace out of polymer clay” and ordered the materials. Finished these today. Not the most professional, but still pretty neat!

Same question here

I made this pair of figurines for my daughter who adores Wicked. I have zero artistic talent so I was particularly pleased with how they came out ♥️

13yo: Mom, what was that circle thing you used to use to play music on? Me (baffled): What? My husband: A CD? 13yo: SEE DEEZ NUTS Us (in hysterics): GO TO YOUR ROOM

I just hit 100 books read this year, so OF COURSE I procrastinated by creating various pie charts quantifying those 100 books