who tf sees a tomato slice on their burger and just keeps it there

He’s a 10 but has 6 baby mamas

Now this… this is the type of love and care I want

You can be friends with people for years and it can take years for you to realize they never was your friend.

i’m engaged 🤩💍

if my bestfriend says the sky is purple, then the sky is purple. till we get home then imma ask her wtf she was talkin about

Wildn

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

Johnny: “I can’t commit to an engagement in such a short time.” Also Johnny: *joins Bachelor in Paradise where people get engaged in an even shorter time* #TheBachelorette

Men who deserves better than what Rachel put them through. #thebachelorette #bachelorette

Them tables will turn man. Just stay humble, them tables will turn.

i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

see it’s like i think i’d be a good parent, right but if i had 5+ kids i would pyramid rank them, to their faces, every week like abby lee miller did on dance moms

Life is so beautiful and precious after two cocktails & an appetizer

#AlmostFriday

no regrets on what i did out of love, i just won’t do it again.

time always exposes what you mean to someone.