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Parry this you filthy casual

my wife is leaving me bc I have to do this 6 times a day #adhd 💔

h-hey.. does anyone wanna watch me jerk off an- OUUGH i forgot!! you cant! you cant watch me jerk off, because no one can EVER watch me jerk off, because i jerk off in a middle place between the WORLD and TIME... mm i'm just kidding guys, i jerk off in the ol' city of chicago

i would KISS for a jollibee chicken sandwich right now

esex threesome uber eats mcdonalds hitting the geek bar my ass BEEN in the metaverse

whos dick to i gotta suck for a WEEKLY PAYCHECK oml

im gonna explode if i dont figure out how to see skrillex at red rocks this time around i am positive

had a nightmare where there was a new genre called “proship dance music” and the biggest artist in the scene was called “meathead homestuck”

she’s on the line to tech support do they know they’re talking to the most beautiful woman

manager texted me and asked if i wanted the day off im just . Gonna make dariacore #shrimptastic

fuck AI here is my chalk cat art with its real life reference!

does someone wanna put me in either of these outfits

shes out of town and im at this party just looking at pictures of her

ive been spotted ..

games are silly . money is forever

i am gonna explode this set is about to go so horribly i can just feel it

she sent me pics of my ass she took and god DAMNit i have such a great ass