figured it out

Damn. I can’t vote for him now, they shot him in the gay ear.

people handing out mini deodorants at the train station, i love you. you should come to a hardcore show sometime x

My boyfriend loves me so much that he sampled Twilight in one of his songs simply because I asked him to. Everyone needs a freak like him

came to me in a vision

365 farty girl shall we do a little poo shall we have a little wee

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

Unfriendly reminder that immigrants don't have to be surgeons to be worthy of anyone's respect

i dont dress for the “female” or “male” gaze. i dress for the shoe gaze. weee o wee o weee oweeo

instead of giving your stuff to your partner before you go into the pit put everything in your pockets into a sock and swing it above your head like a flail before bringing it down on someone half your age’s head - this frees up your partner to also be used as a flail later

Hey just saw Dave Grohl’s new post lol. I know we haven’t talked in a while but it just got me thinking about when you were my baby and we were just outside of marriage. I was really acting a Foo when I should have been a Fighter for you. Hope you’re doing well

Dance floor is about to smell doooope hahaha 🌀

Hell is real and it is being trapped on a delayed Thameslink train that smells of fart and failure

gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what I will be having with Dracula tonight

It’s Pervert Winter

Pronouncing shoegaze like fugazi