Drink every time Tirico says preliminary. You will have to pee a LOT #ChiefsKingdom

Jimmy Fallon doing Sundays. Johnny Carson threatened to walk if they made him work more than 59 consecutive minutes. They are not the same.

What if all the crazies were right and today IS The Rapture/Judgement Day, but the only one that ascended was Mike Gundy, so they’re acting like he was “fired”? FOLLOW THE MONEY

Saying that current Michigan is at 30-40% strength because they aren’t as good as their championship team in week 4 may be the absolute dumbest take I have ever seen and I talk to Christopher and Elijah and myself literally EVERY WEEK.

Sorry, folks. I saw “Collier” was trending and I started uncontrollably rocking back and forth in the corner mumbling “Princeton Offense” over and over. I’m good now. I’m good. It’s ok. It’s all going to be ok #Nebrasketball #Huskers.

Sad night #Huskers.

As you read people’s tributes to Matt Vrzal, the picture of a man who loved his family and community comes into clear focus. He was everything you want a man to be. What a blessing it was to share this part of the world with him, and may more of us aspire to be like Matt Vrzal

Omg just saw Dylan Raiola in the airport

#GoDucks

Wrong job?

Hey Chris Schmidt, just got a message that your Notre Dame pick was so bad they’re cancelling the tickets I got you for your anniversary to Thunder From Down Under… so.

Drew Allar is cheeks.

When someone perfects something as much as Kirk Ferentz has, why keep trying?

Not until he’s able to go 12 rounds with Bob Gibson #IGuessWellNeverKnow

Bud, I’m sorry that some Nebraska girl refused to touch your shriveled dangle, but your obsession is bordering on psychotic.

It’s ok Mike. I assumed it was a synonym for Wascally Wabbit

I wish I were a big enough loser to wear a big obnoxious broach with a dopey looking logo I made for myself. Ryan Clark, did you make that in a community college class?

Go get em! I’m sure all the football you didn’t play and the couch sitting you’re doing motivates them!