There’s nothing more humbling than a follower accidentally DM’ing you your own Reel (instead of their friend) along with a note about how shit they think it is 🥲

Looking to connect with some statisticians with experience in medical publications/studies. Would be eternally grateful for any help. Mahalo

Today I cooked the best thing I’ve ever cooked. I will share it soon but first I need a lie down.

Feeling spicy. Might write an Indian food-themed #romantasy called ‘A Court of Thorans and Rasams’.

Please may I request your most excellent suggestions for banana muffin add-ins? I have 3 of the saddest-looking bananas to use up.

A quick Kadai Tofu. The most perfect raid-the-fridge dinner.

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My dad’s recipe for Masala-stuffed Bullet Chillies (Bharela Marcha). If ever a family recipe was lionised…

sanjanafeasts.co.uk/2020/12/bharel…

Listen, I don’t want to keep harping on about samosas but look what my child just identified as is his perfect portable snack for a school project.

We didn’t choose the samosa life, the samosa life chose us.

Preach

I see they’ve finally made a film about air fried samosas.

There should be a misery and samosa club where people can all meet and bond.

Crinkled cookie face,
Oatmeal accepted in butter embrace,
Raisins, a disgrace.

Buonasera. I’m about to eat an illegal amount of lasagne.

Oh my god.

As a civilisation we ask too much of horses. They’re gonna unionise one day and rush us