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John Sandbach VI

@sandboxspeaks

Tater-Tot expert. Dad. Better cook than you. That’s about it.

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Anyone else have trouble putting their smartphone down? The solution to your bad habits awaits in your hand. #iPhone14 #SMARTPHONE medium.com/the-haven/how-…

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The most consequential conversation a parent can have with their child is about how awful music is these days. #teen #music #classicrock #parenting medium.com/frazzled/how-t… Frazzled Humor

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Roman elites until they vomited. But could they handle the AYCE buffet at Golden Corral? #eating #roman #history #⁦The Haven⁩ “The Lives of Modern Americans Vs The Roman Elite — Who Are The Greatest Gluttons of All Time?” by John Sandbach link.medium.com/RPyMjhIfstb

Roman elites until they vomited.  But could they handle the AYCE buffet at Golden Corral? #eating #roman #history #⁦<a href="/Havencomedy/">The Haven</a>⁩
“The Lives of Modern Americans Vs The Roman Elite — Who Are The Greatest Gluttons of All Time?” by John Sandbach
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I just going out you have a water bottle full of ice, going through TSA, but not water. Did anyone else know this? I always pay the Starbucks worker to fill my bottle.

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Has my wife discovered the fountain of beautiful hair by using all 21 of these bathroom products? medium.com/muddyum/a-husb… #hair MuddyUm #Satire

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I wrote this back in April, it seems re-post worthy now #elon #ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd #ElonMuskIsATroll #ElonDerangementSyndrome medium.com/the-haven/elon…

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Folding Laundry — In The House Of The Dragon littleoldladycomedy.com/2022/12/20/fol… @littleoldlady__ #Targaryen #HouseOfTheDragon #GameOfThrones

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This is why I only eat unfiltered blackberries. Are you making good choices when it comes to your health? #smoking #berries #humor #Satire #Bears Slackjaw 🚀