if you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?

she knows

our quant has no idea that he has an onlyfans

shocked and disappointed to announce that five of our gps were ian

we do not apologise for our recent tweet, and will be giving a bonus to the social media intern immediately

our latest hire say hi to our cio

our size is size

model pinged this morning with “something is happening with eth, maybe check twitter” wish we hadn’t tbh

shitposts

we gave fatman a massive allocation to our latest fund the other day and he’s just emailed us to say that he doesn’t want to take part anymore curious

sorry all, we had to sell some eth quick

proud to announce that as of today we are longer-term community members

do any of you have any idea how hard it’s going to be to explain to people that our massive outperformance from october is because we had a left-curve feeling about doge and went 10x long with the discretionary funds

sam can [redacted] our [redacted] from the back now selling feet pics, dm for wts rates