earth and air signs be like “who needs conflict resolution when you could just never speak to that person ever again?”

When my dad was going out to bars in his 20s, he used to tell women that he was the guy who put 2 scoops of raisins in every box. Worked like a charm (so he says)😂

treating a girl right is not simping

Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

“Those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.”

“i always feel sleepy when im with you” thats ur inner child feeling safe bae

starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable

10 year challenge? yeah, it has been. thank you for noticing.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

u think ur a bad bitch and then you fall asleep for 4 hours on a tuesday afternoon

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