i think i'd understand this season of Mormon Wives a lot better if I could tell the difference between Jessie and Demi

lot of takes whining about this. not enough people asking the real question, which is how do we get back to the time the lines crossed? what was the magic there and why was it james cameron's magnum opus Titanic

when dakota walks down the street how do other people not just spit on that man #slomw

I had to solemnly do so many 8 claps during that bottom 2 nightmare but it worked #DWTS #ucla let’s go Jordan, fight fight fight!!!

the twitter feed lately for some reason

apparently men only want to see plain photos of objects like a picture book for babies

I put it in the smoker outside. I shove some pats of cold butter into the skin first too. Perfectly moist every time, and frees up the oven for cooking sides.

a blast of baja, of course

there are frankly too many famous women - one author, the DWTS girl - trying to make Alex with an i happen. no. this is almost worse than when the Jamies renamed themselves Spanish James (Jaime). i want to see the birth certificate

So Kristen is cashing that Fox News check for love of the game then huh

23 year old man for whom the entire TDEE of a middle-aged woman is just one snack: yOu ShOuLd JuSt EaT lEsS FaTtIeS

my instagram feed is almost entirely some lady in vermont who is growing her own dress - she's on the flax spinning stage now

“Without trying”?! Tina Fey tries very hard! and she succeeds!

I think the followers are also bots/foreign bait accounts - what do they care who retweets them, they’re getting paid either way

ooof bad year for the Leos, eh