May I humbly propose

Oh yeah, I am a great uncle. Here are both of my nephews.

Strawberry tango is actually incredible

Family of 7 American tourists are sat behind me on the 6am Avanti West to Glasgow from London. So long any nap on the train.

Went to Lana again.

Going to a wedding in Glasgow on 4-5 hours sleep after Lana in London last night. Thankfully didn’t drink yesterday though.

What is Carlisle like?

Accidentally got stuck behind an orange march

Yall be using “ur” because you don’t know the difference between your and you’re

I mean this in the worst possible way but I would rather live in Scunthorpe then date an Italian.

It’s overrated anyway

Kemi that’s a column not a tweet.

Gosh. This really was a wonderful two weeks (especially this weekend).

Need this work day to be over

Bollocks

He’s single now you say?

Was not prepared for this T-russy gape

Going back to 🇧🇪 in the morning